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A little bit about Aunt Mabel!
Aunt Mabel is 82 years young and coming up to yet another 21st birthday. She has no children so she is partial to give advice. She lives in the country, and since she has not driven since she was 20, took up skateboarding. She keeps a colony of squirrels because she feels sorry for the one she killed earlier in her life . She named them all jimmy, bucky and chuck. She orders all of her grocerys from Japan and gets a single man to travel in a banana boat wearing nothing but a mankini from Japan to Scotland. Mabel goes to the gym on Saturday nights but race-skates home for Strictly ( she hates the X factor after Simon Cowell rejected her in the Fiftys ). Mabel uses nivea age perfection overnight cream, every SINGLE night, even though she is such an age, she has the face of a 21 year old, from using this cream from the age of 20.
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